I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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