I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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