There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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