I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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