i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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