theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize