Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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