Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Terrible idea I love it
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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