i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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