i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
