like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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