Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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