How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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