Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
