I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm sobbing to NWA
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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