She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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