Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize