can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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