He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Sober January is a disaster.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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