but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
is wine microwaveable?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
