i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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