they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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