If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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