He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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