Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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