That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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