You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
