is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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