I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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