Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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