there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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