alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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