Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
And then he peed in my hair
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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