I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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