Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize