I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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