Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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