omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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