smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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