Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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