I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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