we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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