Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
