She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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