So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Randomize
