I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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