O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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