Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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