Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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