I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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