I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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