i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You have to summon your inner elephant
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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