i will never coherently bang her
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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