she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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