i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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