i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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