garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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