it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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