So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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