How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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